Tuesday, January 27, 2015

my ox attacked me at my waist

my ox attacked me at my waist,
my rooster pecked me near my gate,
my monkey left home for a feast,
and my opponents forced my fate.
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my tortoise tossed my shoes upside down,
my puppy licked my telephone,
my kitten washed her mittens alone,
and my lizzard made me faint on the ground.
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what about my hamster?
well, there are simply too many accidents this semester,
please mind your family pets,
and No Kung Fu lessons, No regrets.


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Thursday Poets Rally Week 79: January 14-January 27, 2015 (5th anniversary celebration)


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15 comments:

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