Tuesday, January 27, 2015

my ox attacked me at my waist

my ox attacked me at my waist,
my rooster pecked me near my gate,
my monkey left home for a feast,
and my opponents forced my fate.
.
my tortoise tossed my shoes upside down,
my puppy licked my telephone,
my kitten washed her mittens alone,
and my lizzard made me faint on the ground.
.
what about my hamster?
well, there are simply too many accidents this semester,
please mind your family pets,
and No Kung Fu lessons, No regrets.


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Thursday Poets Rally Week 79: January 14-January 27, 2015 (5th anniversary celebration)


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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2015 at 12:19 PM

    this is fun,
    cheers.

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  2. Maggie Patti Barbara Frankford-WaltonJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:04 PM

    interesting.

    ;)

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  3. Michelle Ivana Yunaska Theilfing ObamaJanuary 27, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    playful.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    a fun verse, well done.

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  5. -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealotJanuary 29, 2015 at 7:35 PM

    CAUTION: our 22-wildchild-blogOwama is a total wealth of bottomless sophistication, nuanced inferences, and synonymous metaphors you most prooooo’bly won’t find anywhere else. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN WISK!!

    Frankly, I wouldn't be tooo worried about what the whorizontal world thot about me, dear; I'd be much more concerned about what Jesus shall say at our General Judgment. You may not like me now, yet, I’m not out to please you. Lemme wanna gonna tella youse Who (grrr - New Joisey accent):

    Greeting, earthling. Not sure if we're on the same page if you saw what I saw. Because I was an actual NDE on the outskirts of the Great Beyond at 15 yet wasn’t allowed in, lemme share with you what I actually know Seventh-Heaven’s Big-Bang’s gonna be like for us if ya believe/accept: meet this ultra-bombastic, ex-mortal-Upstairs for the most extra-blatant, catch-22-excitotoxxins, guhroovaliciousnessly delicious, pleasure-beyond-measure, Ultra-Reality-Firepower-Addiction in the Great Beyond for a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy, robust-N-risqué, eternal-real-McCoy-warp-drive you DO NOT wanna miss the sink-your-teeth-in-the-rrrock’nNsmmmokin’-hot-deal: PLEASE KEEP HANDS/FEET INSIDE THE WIDE UNTIL WE MADE A CIRCUMFERENCE OF the OUTSTANDING, NEVER-ENDING, THRILLIONTH-RED-MARKER-POSSIBILITIES!!! Puh-leeeze meet me Upstairs. Do that for us. Cya soon, girl…

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  6. -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealotJanuary 29, 2015 at 7:35 PM

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2015 at 11:52 AM

    amazing word play.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2015 at 1:25 PM

    funny imagery.

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  9. Malia Craig Tagg Lawrence PageJanuary 31, 2015 at 11:12 AM

    love this, cheers.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2015 at 1:16 PM

    cute, and playful.

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  11. Drew Doyle Storm Snyder MinowFebruary 1, 2015 at 11:52 AM

    fun word play, ;)

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2015 at 12:50 PM

    way to go.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    wow.

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 12:19 PM

    nice.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2015 at 1:59 PM

    lovely bubbles.

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  16. ketozinDecember 1, 2018 at 1:49 AM

    If you MUST go to a Chinese buffet (I attended a funeral dinner at one), you can find options, but they probably aren't ketozin going to be your favorite General Tso's. How about the salad bar choices? eggs? the insides of eggrolls, and I even ate the insides only of crab rangoons. Unfortunately, these ideas leave quite a pile of discarded shells and deep fried exterior pieces on your plate and makes it look like you really waste food.
    https://goldencondor.org/ketozin

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